Hooker With A Penis lyrics by Tool

"I met a boy wearing Vans,
501s, and a Dope Beastie t,
nipple rings, and new tattoos
that claimed that he was ogt
from '92, the first EP.
and in between seeps of coke
he told me that he thought
we were sellin' out
layin' down, suckin' up to the man
well now I've got
some advice for you little buddy
before you point the finger
you should know that I'm the man
and if I'm the man, then you're the man
and he's the man as well so you
can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
all you know about me is what I've sold
you dumb fuck. I sold out long before
you ever heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
dip shit, and you bought one.
so I've got some advice
for you little buddy
before you point your finger
you should know that I'm the man
if I'm the fucking man
then you're the fucking man as well
so you can point that
fucking finger up your ass
all you know about me
is what I've sold you
dumb fuck
I sold out long before
you ever heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
dip shit, and you bought one
all you read and wear or see
and hear on tv is a product
begging for your fatass
dirty dollar so.........
shut up and buy my new record
send more money
fuck you buddy